Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Stealth Toilet: Target Acquired

I meant to blog about this fearsome item for quite a while, but I've waited so long that we no longer need fear. The local bar where I found this particular porcelain fixture in deepest, darkest, ray-gobbling black is now closed. What's the big idea, hey? How are you supposed to see this frickin' thing even when the lights are on? And heaven help you if you miss, because you're going home alone tonight. (Probably.)


Anyway, this location is now occupied by an establishment that offers "Japanese comfort food". We have no actionable intel on the bathroom fixtures (or the "comfort food", for that matter, although your blogger is a long-time fan of omelettes stuffed with fried rice). Here's hoping that they've got some of the fancy, high-tech commodes for which our foreign friends are well known. Stay tuned for visuals. Sayonara for now!

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At 12:19 PM, Blogger Adam Szymkowicz said...

thank you for breaking your silence.

 
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Kyle you have a TOILET BLOG??

How was I not informed of this sooner, you wierdo.

I mean that in the nice way, of course.

 
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What is "Japanese comfort food?" Comfort food for the Japanese? Or food to eat in Japanese comfort?

 
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